Canned love;
open at your own risk.
Contains vacuum packed soul;
all air has been removed to ensure freshness.
Nutritional benefits may vary according to serving size.

Warning! Love is a perishable item.
To retain the composure of your composition,
conserve your passion and keep your heart refrigerated.

Canned love;
open at your own risk lest it rot in the open air.
Store in a shaded area; use precaution when opening.
No preservatives have been added to extend shelf life.
Do not purchase after the expiration date.
Do not use is the heart seal is broken.

——-

PS: Don’t forget to enjoy this other fine product: